my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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