Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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