brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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