Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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