walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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