i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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