My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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