BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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