just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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