when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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