haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I have grass duct taped all over my body
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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