that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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