Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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