I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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