is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Holy shit dude........stairs
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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