I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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