I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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