But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
