he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
