operation have a gay friend backfired
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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