How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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