doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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