You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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