so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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