where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
