she's into porn, im staying here tonight
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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