Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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