Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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