The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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