i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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