Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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