After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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