he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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