I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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