like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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