I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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