i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
