Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
