I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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