what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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