I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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