people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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