oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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