Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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