38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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