Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Randomize
