If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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