YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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