drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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