You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
