Your face is a jimmy john
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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