He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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