i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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