somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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