his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
